Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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