so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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