Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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