Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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