she was so not down for the gang bang
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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