We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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