So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Non-Jews are for practice
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
They are going to name an STD after you.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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