Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
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