There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I will be naked everywhere
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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