he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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