It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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