was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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