3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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