physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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