I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
he fucked my hip out of place.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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