when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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