And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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