I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I look better un-naked...
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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