that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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