Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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