And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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