Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
As shirtless as possible
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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