you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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