Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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