Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Duck Duck Cougar?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
