just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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