You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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