He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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