my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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