He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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