It's just like the Real World with babies
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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