How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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