I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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