So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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