3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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