you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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