Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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