I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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