He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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