Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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