So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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