i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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