I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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