The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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