Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
he was CRYING into my vagina
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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