Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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