Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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