Fine. I'll sleep in my office
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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