ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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