i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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