yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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