i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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